Hullo thar!

Day 60-something of LJness..

I have returned >.> Yes dear readers... or people who used to be dear readers until I stopped posting, I've come back from the grave @.@ I missed the place where I actually used to get comments ^.^ Not to mention the warm atmosphere and lack of annoying commercial pop-ups! Today is mah day off *dances* (weeeeeeee sparatic topic changes are fun!) I don't have to do ANYTHING today, now to prove to the world just how lazy a human can be on their day off........ GAL, COOK ME MY DINNER BIOTCH!

Gal:........ *spork in Ryoko's eye*

Hokay then ^.=;; thanks Megami-sama. I'm unworthy *bows*

I don't know what else to post.. yup, so that will be all for now I guess ^.~ Ciao!

In LJ News: Gal is moving in with meh next month =O

Mad Prophet Fortune Telling: That wasn't chicken... in bed.

Goodbye, So-long, Adieu
With Much Love Always,
Ryoko Easy / High Priestess Chop Sticks / The Mad Prophet

Once upon a time there lived a robotic gamer squirrel named *hand gestures that look like antennae*. One day he stumbled into the ARCADE OF DOOM!!111 There he met a gamer named Joshy-kun who was like teh bestest at DDR and decided he would challenge him and stuff. Joshy-kun danced and danced until the holy pizza of unbirthday came up in his throat and made him vomit on *hand gestures that look like antennae*. This short-circuited the robotic gamer squirrel and for whatever reason made him even better at DDR than he was before, he defeated the legendary gamer named Joshy-kun and rejoiced. During all this dance and joy the High Priestess Chop Sticks found THE HOLY NUT OF ARCADIA that musta falled off of the robotic gamer squirrel. From that day forth it was to be a holy item of Squeedlism and the like.

The End.

Yep, crack.
-Ryoko Easy-

j0000

Remember when I used to write in this thing? Yeah yeah, I won't say it I know what you all are thinking.. or do I? *hides* Wish I could say life was goin' great but you know how it is, if it's great it's too good to be true. That means shit is most likely around the corner. Right now I'm in a calm which tells me only one thing, hell is just about to rear its ugly head and rain havoc on my life. I'm so optimistic XD This is gonna sound selfish and emo-y but I wanna fall in love again, I'm getting sick of the single life and keep dreaming about the days when I wasn't. It's that bloody spring fever, I just know it! All these couples walking around grinning from ear to ear and saying "I love you", I start to feel empty. I try to be my own strength so that when I'm alone like this I don't let it get to me but to tell someone I love them and to hear it back is like an addiction. Once you fall in love you know what I mean, the feeling you get when you are truly in love... when you figure out just how happy you can feel being with someone. Then suddenly you're without and you can't remember how you ever coped with being single before. I think I'm gonna live, it just doesn't help that so much love seems to be around and I can't grasp it anymore. Yeah, emo-y stuff lol I warned ya! Anyway that's all I have for now, later dawg food gangstas.

Much Love Always,
Ryoko Easy

Woooooah *posts something* I almost forgot I had this thing ^.^;;;;; *can imagine Gal's wrath right now* Gal: YOU MYSPACE ZOMBIE!!1 *killz0rz* Yep I posted, do I get to live now??? Will there be any comments??? Does anyone check this page anymore??? XD

Much Love Always,
Ryoko Easy / High Priestess Chopsticks

Day ..uh...lost count *rubs back of head* um...... OOOH DAY 63 OF LJNESS!!!! ^.^;

Yep this update is completely random! I haven't updated in forever and a day and well.... hell, why not update now? ^_^ Why am I using so many dots??????? Now I'm using too many question marks!!!!!!!!!! Now I'm using to many >.> Eh, you get the idea. I promise this isn't my midnight high lol Especially considering that it's 6:13 p.m. Soooo what's new with me that you all might like to know, well um, I'M AN AUNT!!! My sister had a little baby girl named her Vanessa (This may be old news to some of ya). I'm thrilled that there's a new soul to corrupt, er, a new child in the family ^.^; I'm going to get to see her very soon, mom and dad are on their way home and should be here by tomorrow night or early Monday.

I've been a complete LJ slacker, now to find a way to make up for it in this one post which may be my only post for god knows how long o.o I know! I shall shame and humiliate myself by dressing up like a chicken dancing around! *dresses up like a chicken, Link walks by and kicks her* REVENGE!!!! *Calls upon the tidal wave of chickens and chases Link around* Soooo looooong dawg food gangstas! See j00 again...
soon? lol

In LJ News: I updated!!! (For lack of news, gomen ne)

Mad Prophet Fortune Telling: When confronted by one loooonely little chicken, do NOT kick it. Nothing sucketh more than the wrath of chickens... in bed? (That's kinda O.o lol)

Goodbye, So-long, Adieu,
With Much Love Always,
Ryoko Easy / High Priestess Chop Sticks / Mad Prophet

Hi hi friends!!!

I'm getting ready for work so there's no time to really to an intro u.u Now to teh PV's... *drum roll*

Raphael- Evergreen PV
http://s38.yousendit.com/d.aspx?id=03N9WHU2VYFYY1Y7PVZIDSKJQQ

L'arc~en~Ciel- I Wish (Live)
http://s47.yousendit.com/d.aspx?id=14ND3YQFJW0DQ2APJ0D4O0HI5C

Comment and Enjoy, onegai!
-Ryoko Easy-

Day 62 of LJness...

I'M UPDATING, USO (means "no way", watch more Guardian Sailor Moon damn it) O.O Meh, felt like it... was discussing some stuff with mah brother last night on the way to the store and... I dunno. Part of me wants to see things through with Ami and make sure that she has a wonderful senior year and part of me wants to stay here with you guys. I'm still thinking things through, I know teh Mafia could use my help as well. With the two of us paying the bills we wouldn't be doing too bad. Make comment on this entry and tell meh what you think I should do ^_^ advice would be teh appreciated. Well, that's all for now my dawg food gangstas!

In LJ News: To move... or not to move, that is the question.

Mad Prophet Fortune Telling: Going to new places can be fun, but sometimes you should stay right where you are... in bed. Today is a good day to think things through.

Goodbye, So-long, Adieu,
With Much Love Always,
Ryoko Easy / High Priestess Chop Sticks

Day 61 of LJness...

Gal: SHE UPDATES??
James: NO WAY O.O

I know what you are thinking -.- Here I am though, about to get ready for work and I said "eh, time killer". This is Labor Day weekend and I get Monday off!!!!! Not only that but.... GAL IS COMING TO VISIT MEH!!!!!! *SUPER-UBER-HAPPY-J0Y-SQUEEL* We are not getting ready to move to Iowa just yet >.> Yeah... going away party... for nothing? Oh well, guess we'll just have to have another one (hopefully at the right time next time). Ok, as previously mentioned, getting ready for work ^.^ so for now dear LJ fans (Dawg food gangstas!) ja ne <3333

In LJ News: We are now scheduled to leave for Iowa May of next year.

Mad Prophet Fortune Telling: All good things come to a end... in bed? Today is a good day to start something new.

Goodbye, So-long, Adieu,
With Much Love Always,
Ryoko Easy / High Priestess Chop Sticks

Day 60 of LJness...

Maeve of Nature: A is for Ass, B is for Butt, C is for cock, D is for Dick!
Sango of Ice: E is for erection!
Sango of Ice: F is for fuck!
Maeve of Nature: Yay!
Maeve of Nature: Go Sango!
Sango of Ice: G is for...
Maeve of Nature: Good times
Sango of Ice: gag?
Maeve of Nature: XD
Sango of Ice: H is for hump
jgamekeeper07: Gigantic Boner
Sango of Ice: I is for IN BED
Sango of Ice: XD
Sango of Ice: J is for jizz
Maeve of Nature: *bows to Sango*
Sango of Ice: K is for....kitty
Sango of Ice: XD
Maeve of Nature: Master
Sango of Ice: L is for lick
Sango of Ice: M is for MASTURBATE.
Maeve of Nature: N is for Nether regions!
Sango of Ice: XDD
Sango of Ice: thank you I couldn't think of an n
jgamekeeper07: N can be nosedive too.......>_>
Sango of Ice: O is for orgasm
Maeve of Nature: P is for penis!
Sango of Ice: ROFL
Sango of Ice: I was just about to say that
jgamekeeper07: Q...
Sango of Ice: Q is for quickie
jgamekeeper07: Queef...
Maeve of Nature: XD
Sango of Ice: EW NO QUEEF
jgamekeeper07: XD
Maeve of Nature: quickie wins!
Maeve of Nature: R is for ropes!
Maeve of Nature: S is for sex
Maeve of Nature: T is for Tantric
Sango of Ice: T is for TITTIES
jgamekeeper07: TITTIES
Sango of Ice: or tantric XD
Maeve of Nature: U is for umbrella!
Sango of Ice: umbrella?
Maeve of Nature: a.k.a. condum
Maeve of Nature: ^.^
Sango of Ice: ooh
Sango of Ice: XD
Maeve of Nature: condom*
jgamekeeper07: XD
jgamekeeper07: V is vagina
Maeve of Nature: W is for wet
jgamekeeper07: X is for xylophone
Maeve of Nature: XD
Sango of Ice: >.>
Maeve of Nature: X is for XXX
Sango of Ice: X is for XXX
Maeve of Nature: XD
Sango of Ice: BRAIN
Maeve of Nature: <3
Maeve of Nature: Sango
jgamekeeper07: XD. Damn, I suck.
Sango of Ice: XD
Sango of Ice: Y is for YIFF
Sango of Ice: XD
jgamekeeper07: XD
Sango of Ice: that's bad
Maeve of Nature: Z is for Zilch, the band that did the Electric Cucumber
song with hide!

In LJ News: *Gone With the Wind moment* Tomorra is another day... *faints*

Mad Prophet Fortune Telling: There are many ways to speak your mind, today is a good day to practice using your tongue... in bed.

Goodbye, So-long, Adieu,
With Much Love Always,
Ryoko Easy / High Priestess Chop Sticks

Day 59 of LJness...

Hi hi dearest friends!
Bet you never thought I'd post anything here again didn't ya? WELL HA! I DID!!! No one is on tonight and for a lack of something fun to do... ta da! Here I am! So um... updates on mah life, yeah. >.> <.< o.o O.o o.O O.O @.@ All right, I'm not doing too bad (all things considered). I haven't been EMOing around like I thought I would, I get the occasional moment of T-T then I jump right back to ^_^. Mood swing roller coaster over here, Ami (bless her soul), has really put up with me <33 Sometimes when I get to looking gloomy Ami and I will get into a deep and meaningful (men bashing, ball crushing, angry) conversation about our previous relationships and realize how close some of our stories are.. minus the fact that Ami really did have it worse than me >.> *pats Ami's back*.

Yes,we're getting ready for the move to Iowa, no, I don't know exactly when it'll be ^.^;;;; I'm both excited and nervous about it, it's gonna feel different being back there after all this time. On the plus side instead of you guys listening to me bitch about how hot it is... YOU CAN LISTEN TO ME BITCH ABOUT HOW COLD IT IS!!! WOOO HOOOO! XD Ok ok... babbled on for long enough, must..go..to..bed.

In LJ News: Hurricane, smurricane, ain't nothing gonna get you outta school tomorrow Joshy-kun ^_^ Sorry.

Mad Prophet Fortune Telling: One with very little to smile about and way too much to complain about can't be much fun... in bed? Today is a good day say something nice about j00r life and not listen to Good Charolotte albums XD

Goodbye, So-long, Adieu,
With Much Love Always,
Ryoko Easy / High Priestess Chop Sticks

Day 58 of LJness...

Remember when I used to update this thing? O.o Well here I am, trying to give you all a little insight to what I'll be going through in the next few weeks emotionally. Reiko and I are over and NO,there is no going back this time. I've really learned my lesson. He loves another and I can't blame him for wanting someone he can actually hold, so as much as I'd like to hate him for the night I had last night... I can't. I may not be on in the evenings to avoid any conversations like... "there are plenty of fish in the sea" and "you're a wonderful person". I love you all and I know you'd try to comfort me the way you always do but with some aches there is no comfort. You have to fix that feeling by yourself. The breakup conversation itself didn't go too bad, I thanked him (for tearing my heart out with a dull rusty butter knife) for being honest with me. It makes it easier for me to move on if I have anger on my side. I was calm about it and I still do believe that he is a good person, like I said, I can't blame him for wanting someone he can hold. I know that feeling. He and I had the same views on love just not the same person to share it with, he said that he never stopped loving her when she went away,and I had never stopped loving him in the time that he was away from me. My one feeling was that I wasn't lucky enough to have another love to fall back on and I won't be trying for a while. I take a lot of time to heal before I can even begin to look at another person the way I looked at Danni or Reiko. I may update the ol' LJ in the mornings just so that you guys don't feel completely abandoned, I love you all!! *huggles* I promised Gal that I would try and get better soon and I meant it, I will try my best. Take care and don't be afraid to call, Ami and I love hearing from you ^.^

In LJ News: Iowa...September...breakups...stuffs, GAH!!!!!!!!!! *head spins in circles*

Mad Prophet Fortune Telling: Today is not a good day to be dumped, but then again there isn't a good day for that now is there? EMO EMO EMO EMO EMO EMO!!!!! Now I will go listen to my Good Charlotte albums and contemplate the meaning of life and death (ne Ami?) XD

Goodbye, So-long, Adieu
With Much Love Always,
Ryoko Easy / High Priestess Chop Sticks

Day 57 of LJness...

**ONCE UPON A LJ**
Episode 4: Epic Battle, SATAN vs. YOKO KANNO

Gal: Seems like we've been on the road for days, I thought we'd reach MetroCon sooner than this.
Integra: At least the circles have stopped, your friend needed a break from vomiting *rolls down her window*.
Ryoko: *Stretches* I feel almost human again, and sober too!! *takes in her surroundings* Bishies... everywhere *grins*
Vash: *Plucking hairs off of Wolfwood's head while he's sleeping* Hmmm, it's almost complete.
Sephiroth: Not that I will probably want to know this but... why are you doing that?
Vash: I'm making a Wolfwood doll out of this melted box of crayons and his hair, isn't it soooooo cute *big smile, holds up a twisted looking clump of rainbow colors and hair*
Sephiroth: It's really... unique *whispers to himself* Wish I was the one riding on top of the van.
Vicious: Look, there's some sort of sign up ahead *brings the car to a slow stop and steps out walking up to the sign* Integra... I think you should come read this.
Integra: *Walks over to the sign, begins to read it aloud* To whom it may concern, you've reached the end of the world. If you should happen to fall off, have a pleasant trip. Of course, if you had any brains you'd turn your car around and head the opposite direction. This message brought to you by the council of Chenguins preventing people from making huge mistakes by leaping off the end of the world, or for short, TCOCPPFMHMBLOTEOTW, have a lovely day!
Vicious: Hehehe.. blote
Integra: Guess this road map isn't doing us much good *rips up the road map*.
Tenchu the Spontaneously combustion kitten: Nyaa *e'splode*
Integra: Ooookaaay, let's get the hell out of Dodge, I think I've seen enough here *gets back in the van when suddenly everything goes dark*
Vicious: Ummmm, Integra did you turn out the lights?
Integra: Ha ha, very funny. What the fuck is going on now?
Gal: Hrrrrr *clenches her fists* Satan...
SATAN: Road trips to conventions aren't lady-like, you should travel to Europe with my mistress! She can find you some really pretty clothes, all of them in lovely shades of pink!!
KANNO: *voice bellowing down from Heaven* Let the girl go to the convention, how else will my CD's sell!?
SATAN: She shouldn't be spending her money on worthless junk like anime!!!
KANNO: There's elements of classical music in all my work!
Vicious: *Yawns*
Wolfwood: ZZzzZZzzZzzZzzzZzzZZz you like that sandwich donncha baby? ZZzzzzZzZzZzzZZZzzz
Vash: *Contemplating how his crayon sculpture of Wolfwood would look with a toilet paper dress on* Hmmmm
Spike: *Still smoking after being struck with lighting*
Ryoko: Ooh, this is new, didn't know that men came in extra crispy!! *clings to Spike* I like it!!!
KANNO: Let the girl spend her money on what she wants!!!
Rush Limbaugh: I say...
Gal: *Rams a spork up Rush Limbaugh's nose* ENOUGH ALREADY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
SATAN: I challenge you KANNO, come down here and fight like a God! *points to the ground in front of him*
KANNO: *Appears before Satan* Oh my... oh dear... Satan...
SATAN: What? Is my zipper down? *looks at his pants*
KANNO: No no, it's nothing like that, I was just realizing that your outfit is missing something very important.
SATAN: It is? Like What?
KANNO: Well, I heard that it was all the rave in fashion to carry a kitten in your front pocket. A very trendy magazine from Europe said so.
SATAN: But we don't have any kittens in hell.. *looking very worried all the sudden* all we have is that ridiculous looking mouse who keeps littering the place with mugs, T-shirts, plushies, and lame movies that always manage to incorporate spontaneous outbursts of singing and cutesy talking animals.
KANNO: You are in luck today Satan! It just so happens that I have a kitten! *pulls a soft white kitten with blue eyes out of her pocket* His name is Mew Mew and he'll be a lovely addition to your wardrobe...
SATAN: *Takes the kitten* I never thought I'd be saying this but... thank you Yokko Kanno *huggles and snuggles the kitten*
Rush Limbaugh: Awwwwwww...
Gal: *Shoves a spork up Rush Limbaugh's other nostril* Gaahhh
Kitten: *Pulls off mask to reveal his true identity*
SATAN: TENCHU THE SPONTANEOUSLY COMBUSTION KITTEN?!?!?!! KANNO YOU BITC... *E'splodes*

Stay tuned for Episode 4: Arrival

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In LJ News: Gal visited this weekend ^_^ We had lots of fun and Storgy goodness!

Mad Prophet Fortune Telling: Planets crashing, penguins dying, babies drop their bottle, kittens spontaneously e'splode... in bed. Today is a good day to melt a crayon and name it Andrew! *strokes her crayon*

Goodbye, So-long, Adieu,
With Much Love Always,
Ryoko Easy / High Priestess Chop Sticks

Hehehe a whole entry just for this special quote!

James:It doesn't even have to be long, just get wet.

Day 56 of LJness...

**ONCE UPON A LJ**
Episode 3: The Cursed Road of Many Circles

Ryoko: *Still in a drunken state* Oooh Gal, your driving has gotten better all the sudden...
Gal: *T-H-W-A-P's Ryoko* ...
Integra: So how long have you two been going out?
Gal: We're whatthehellthehey????? She's not my girlfriend *pushes the drunken Ryoko off her lap*
Integra: Oooh *whispers to Vicious* They're still in the closet about their relationship, how cute.
Vicious: Integra... haven't we passed that cactus before?
Integra: You've been driving for a awful long time now Vicious and I think maybe you should let me take the... hey, I've seen that sign about 3 times now. Something isn't right here.
Spike: *opens his eyes a little* All I see is blue sky...
YOKO KANNO: Hey Mai, wanna play a little joke on Spike for old-time sake?
Mai Yamane: You got it God. *Starts singing blue*
James: Weeeeeeeeeeeee *feels a bit queasy* IS IT JUST ME OR ARE WE GOING IN CIRCLES???
Sephiroth: Hehe, the human tied to the back of the van is going vomit soon, how amusing.
Wolfwood: Wanna place a bet on what color it will be?
Sephiroth: This one is going to be green *lays $20 on the seat beside him*
Ryoko: Ooooh...oooohh...*opens the window and tosses her cookies* BWARRRRRFFFF
Integra: It seems like the circle is only getting smaller, I feel really dizzy.
Vicious: This doesn't seem right at all, I'm following the directions you gave me.
Sephiroth: Should have placed my bets on the human in the middle row vomiting first...
Wolfwood: You wait and see, that guy is gonna hurl brown all over the place.
James: *Unties his board from the van and comes to a stop eventually* Hmmm
Integra: *car passes James for the 4th time* Um Vicious... I know I've seen that boy somewhere.
Gal: Hiya Jimmy! Need a lif...stop the car.
Vicious: *Pulls over to the side of the road* What the hell is going on here????
Gal: *Steps out of the van* ALRIGHT DAD, YOU CAN STOP IT NOW!!!
SATAN: *Laughing it up with Rush Limbaugh*
Spike: So this is heaven *looks over the side of the van and sees Gal* excuse me Miss...
Gal: *Unties Spike* Yes?
Spike: Are you the only angel in heaven? God sure does have poor taste in women...
Gal: *Ties him back up* Enjoy the trip!
YOKO KANNO: I do not have poor taste in women!!! *Throws lightning bolt at Spike* Er... yeah, men, I'm surrounded by hot men.
Mai Yamane: *Chuckles*
SATAN: I promise I won't play any more tricks on you, you can get back on the road to your trip now...
Gal: Good, 'cause if you did I'd have to castrate your frickin' finger off. *Climbs back in the van*
James: *ties his board back on to the van* I'm ready when you guys are.
Sephiroth: How boring... the human tied to the back of the van didn't even spew once.
Wolfwood: Spew? Sephiroth you almost sound human for once.
Sephiroth: ... don't talk to me anymore.
Vash: I only get one line in this episode?? *Looks over script*

Stay tuned for Episode 4: Epic Battle, SATAN vs. YOKO KANNO

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In LJ News: Hehehe *still gloating over finding $100*

Mad Prophet Fortune Telling: This time I have nothing to say to my dear readers, I'll try and think up something good... in bed. Damn it, that was a fortune wasn't it??? How did the "in bed" get there??? *Head e'splodes*

Goodbye, So-long, Adieu,
With Much Love Always,
Ryoko Easy / High Priestess Chop Sticks

Day 55 of LJness...

**ONCE UPON A LJ**
Episode 2: The Road Trip From Hell

Wolfwood: *Poking Spike with a lit cigarette* Do you think he's still alive? You musta knocked him over the head pretty hard...
Vash: Yeah, I don't think he's breathing. Do you think he'll be angry about what you did if he ever wakes up?
Vicious: Those are both very good questions, now ask me if I care.
Integra: Vicious watch where you're driving!!! *sees figure standing in the middle of the road* STOP!!!!
Vicious: *Pulls the car to a screeching halt* God damn, you just about gave me a heart attack Integra. *Figure approaches the van*
Gal: *Waves a hand* Pardon me... my car has a flat tire and I sure could use a lift to MetroCon *rubs the back of her head and grumbles about plot devices*
Vicious: Well you got caught with a flat?
Integra: Well how 'bout that?
Vash: *Whispers to Wolfwood* I'll get you a Satanic mechanic *giggles*
Wolfwood: Jackass... *thwaps Vash*
Vicious: We're headed in the same direction, van might seem a bit crowded but... *evil grin* I know how to make it a little more roomy *ties Spike to the top of the car*
Gal: Oh good, there is plenty of room for me and my friend!!
Integra: I thought it was just you, what friend?
Gal: *Goes to her car and drags a very drunk looking Ryoko Easy to the van* I told her that sake wasn't allowed on the road trip so she drank before we left. *grumbles about her script*
Vicious: Just the two of you on a trip eh? I guess there's enough room so hop on in. *Whispers something to Integra about lesbians*
Integra: Ooooh *looks back at Gal and winks*
Gal: There is one more person coming along but he won't take up any space in the van I promise.
Jimmy: *ties skateboard to the back of the van* I'm all set!
Wolfwood: Isn't that a bit dangerous?
Sephiroth: Shut up, I like bloodshed. *watches out the back of the van*

Stay tuned for Episode 3: The Cursed Road of Many Circles
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In LJ News: Yay I updated!

Mad Prophet Fortune Telling: Cheese of the rusty persuasion, raining from the sky, calling to the chenguins, making no sense at all. Today is a good day to say "blah" and hold things that don't belong to you...in bed.

Goodbye, So-long, Adieu,
With Much Love Always,
Ryoko Easy / High Priestess Chop Sticks

Day 54 of LJness...

**ONCE UPON A LJ**
Episode 1: The Road to MetroCon

Spike: Are we there yet?
Vicious: You're the one holding the map, you tell me.
Wolfwood: Pleaasse can we pull over now?? I've had to go pee for the last 100 miles, I think I'm gonna explode.
Vash: Take it like a man, I've had to pee for the last 100 miles too and I'm not whining.
Wolfwood: Yeah but you peed yourself *scoots a little further away*.
Sephiroth: *Begins to draw his katana* Just you make sure to stay on that side of the line *cuts back seat of the van in half*.
Vash: What?? I swear it's only the water I spilled earlier!
Wolfwood and Sephiroth: Yeah right.
Vicious: Spike...you said we needed to go left on I97...This is leading us back to the bridge.
Spike: I know but isn't the scenery beautiful *dreamy gaze*
Vicious: ....
Spike: If only you'd let me drive the van I'd give you the map and we'd make it to MetroCon in no time.
Vicious: I let you drive for the first hour and you damn near got us in a car accident!
Spike: That tree looked like Julia *dreamy gaze* I was only gonna pull over to say hi to her.
Vicious: That tree was conveniently located next to the edge of a cliff. This is why I'm driving, now pay attention to the map.
Spike: Yeah yeah *grumble*
Sephiroth: Vicious, the smoker looks as though he is going to urinate any second now, would you be so kinda as to pull over?
Vicious: *pulls car over* Make it quick!
Wolfwood: *Steps out of the car* Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhh
Integra: *Opens her eyes* How much further to the convention? *stretches*
Vicious: Oh about, hmmm *takes the map* WE'RE NOT EVEN HALF WAY THERE???!!!???
Spike: I took a couple of detours *rubs the back of his head* I wanted to see the amazingly big block of cheese, it's one of the worlds greatest treasures! I was also planning on taking us the museum of fine plastic utensils, I hear their spork is amazing!!!
Integra: Hey Spike, you know that this is supposed to be a trip just for guys right?
Spike: Yeah, and?
Integra: I'm a woman, wanna see?
Spike: No way! You're flat chested!
Integra: Not when I do this *slowly unbuttons her shirt*
Spike: *Climbs back to where Integra is sitting* Whoooooooooaaaa
Integra: Now Vicious!
Vicious: *Clubs Spike over the head knocking him out cold*
Integra: I'll guide us, you drive *hops in the front seat*
Wolfwood: Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah *zips his pants* I needed that. *climbs back in his seat*

Stay tuned for Episode 2: The Road Trip From Hell

In LJ News: Zeeky boogey doog! *KABOOM*

Mad Prophet Fortune Telling: One in the box, two on the floor. Today is a good day to stand on your head and salute the big sock of doom... in bed.

Goodbye, So-long, Adieu,
With Much Love Always,
Ryoko Easy / High Priestess Chop Sticks

Day 53 of LJness...

Gal is here and Rocky Horror is playing in the living room, all is right with the world ^.^ Minus a few things that might be ticking me off right now *no comment*. It wasn't such a horrible week, fairly busy but not too bad. Yeah, I never update like I said I will ^_^;;; Gomen!!!! I do try...sometimes. I read the MetroCon site and it said that Monkey Punch is gonna be there!!!! HE'S THE CREATOR OF LUPIN THE 3rd!!!!! *.* MetroCon is gonna be teh shit this year, can't wait to hang out with my dawg food gangstas in a fancy schmancy hotel room and sing Jrock songs at the top of our lungs. Well peoplez, that is all for now, ciao to all my dawg food gangstas.

In LJ News: I gave Gal her Valentine's day plushie of Ryoko Easy, it was met with hysterical laughter. I'm so proud of how sexy/scary it is!

Mad Prophet Fortune Telling: Nya nya sooo desu ka. Today is a good day to have not much to say...in bed.

Goodbye, So-long, Adieu,
With Much Love Always,
Ryoko Easy / High Priestess Chop Sticks

Day 52 of LJness...

I'm still sick god damn it all!!!!!!!! I'm hackin' up a lung as we speak *spits lung out to the side*. I've got Mentho-lyptus cough drops, aloe vera tissues, and a bloooody headache 'cause I still have to go to work T-T But...there is something....good about this week.....ON FRIDAY THE GUESTS LEAVE!!! *does a happy happy dance* I can go back to watching movies and saying "Fuck" all day long *tears of joy*. *Leans against the wall* Well, I gotta get myself ready for another day at teh daycare, ciao to all my dawg food gangstas.

In LJ News: I got Ami sick and now she's missed two days of school in a row, GOMEN AMI!!!!

Mad Prophet Fortune Telling: One man's pain is another man's pleasure...in bed. Today is not a good day to be sick yo!

Goodbye, So-Long, Adieu,
With Much Love Always,
Ryoko Easy / High Priestess

Day 51 of LJness...

I know, I know...geeze. I was supposed to update twice a week ^.^;;; I've been pretty sick since last week and well...I still am! Nothing like waking up every morning to a bone dry mouth and no voice. Then I get to cough violently for the next 4 hours or so, then I have a runny nose all afternoon accompanied by a slight fever. Rinse, get in bed, repeat. Ahz well, I should have figured that this would happen to me seeing as I work with kids. Gaaaah, I have to go to work today, what's up with the frickin' weekend ending soooooo soon *tears*???? I asked Reiko if he'd go to work for me today and he just laughed at me *more tears*, so cruel. *Salutes all her dawg food gangstas and turns to face the music* Ciauwedersehen!

In LJ News: There's nothing like a good ol' box of aloe vera tissues...AAAAAAAACHOOOOOOO

Mad Prophet Fortune Telling: Only you can prevent forest fires...in bed. Today is a good day to keep the fire in bed? Hehehehehehehe

Goodbye, So-long, Adieu,
With Much Love Always,
Ryoko Easy / High Priestess Chop Sticks